I don't need two arms!
((Indie OC blog. No art is mine unless stated so. NSFW WARNING. Art by tommorrowisbright))
I think that part was a little too obvious there friend. So, Are you like… Evil now?
Rings are filled with monsters? I would have never known.
“If you tried and didn’t succeed, they would kill you. If you tried and succeeded, they would kill you. Simply beclaws you’re not a seadweller or any kind of troll fur that matter. If it was a troll of like my status, then I would probably live in a life of exile if I was lucky.”
“Dang it. And I wanted to try to become the ruler of the Trolls”
Ring? Like… A wedding ring?
“I’m pretty sure a majority of them are racist which is why they give us shitty laws. The ruler of us all is a seadweller. As soon as you hit seadweller color of blood, it’s all nobility and royalty. I’ve met like a few and I’ve gotten half and half. Couple were nice but two were pretty big bitches.”
“What if I like… killed the big boss of trolls? Since you said the strongest rule, would I become the ruler of trolls? I’d probably die though. Where I used to live, if you tried killing the leader you would get thrown in jail”
“HA.HAHAHA…Oh sorry. Yeah that part is really cool. It’s the fact efurryone wants to kill you until you’re crowned that sucks. And the fact if you have siblings they will be after your blood. Beclaws only the strongest one can actually rule or some crap. Seadwellers are weird.”
“Seadwellers? You mean the trolls with gills and shit? Are they the ones who came up with the laws or something? If they did, I would like to give them a stern talking to. Though I’ve met a few that are pretty nice… Even though they might look mean”
“Yeah. Trolls with purpley blood like mine would be pretty high up there if that really mattered anymore. It doesn’t really unless you’re an heir to the throne. Which is the suckiest position to be in efur.”
“Why? I think it would be cool to rule over a large amount of people.”
“I didn’t know humans murdered each other. Furrom the kind of reactions I’ve had it seems like it rarely happens or something.”
“I dunno. I think the country of America is in a war with another place or something. Also, I hear people getting judge for their race, sexuality, and religion. Trolls only judge people by ‘Blood Color’ it seems to me.”
“I hope you Trolls don’t actually throw shit at fans to see if you have good luck or not. I wouldn’t doubt it.”
“Hey, we might murder each other and stuff but we’re not that bad. We don’t literally do that.”
“The murdering doesn’t really effect me anymore. I mean, humans kill other humans too. We aren’t much better than Trolls.”